Do I look like a ditchable prom date to you?

Melanie says:

You can use my gifs whenever you feel like it. Save 'em to your harddrive for all I care.
But please don't fuck with the credit on them. Please respect and accept my URL on them. I'll do the same with yours.

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About Me:


*Melanie
*almost 3 decades old
*insomniac
*smartass
*part-time slacker
*yet full-time worker
*and mother of a 4yr old

Languages I speak:


*english
*german
*some finnish
*whole bunch of sarcasm
*bullshit
*and fluent bitch

I hate flying, yet like it more than walking.

I don’t drink any alcohol at all, yet I like the taste of a good ‘ol californian rose wine.

I’ve never done any drugs, yet I smoke.

I’m 100% straight, yet tumblr knows I like naked chicks.

I swear a lot. Get over it.


facts:

  • I always charge my iPhone when it’s down at 5% battery. –because at 3% it shuts off by itself – NOT GOING TO HAPPEN WITH ME!
  • If you translate my first name from greek into english it would be “black” and if you translate my maiden name into english it would be “black” as well. So just call me Black Black.
  • I have the worst fear of flying – yet I flew across the globe more than most people I know.
  • I can go from angel to bitch in less than a second.
  • I can’t fall asleep without hearing the tv in the backround.
  • I have post-its everywhere – I can’t remember shit.
  • I smile like a fat kid in a candy store when I see and smell a lilac.
  • I don’t understand why we say “I DO my laundry” instead of MAKING it. I’m not DOING anything, except hot guys.
  • I once bought a $400 camera only to make great pictures at a concert – didn’t know how to handle it, so the pics turned out crappy.
  • I’m obsessed with movies.
  • I never go to bed before 1am – even though I always have to get up and ready for work at 5am.
  • I always carry a book with me – it’s always the same book.
  • I never wear any make-up.
  • I have glasses since I’m 12 – I can’t even stand myself without them.
  • I have been pulled over by cops only once – only a routine check on every other car. I’m a hell of a good driver..
  • I get distracted very… omg look it’s a moose.
  • I’m not gay – yet I feel comfortable looking at boobs.
  • Sometimes I start crying without having a reason.
  • I would kill for my family – without any regrets.
  • For 2 years straight I kept looking at my watch at the exact same time every day – 11:11. It was freaking me out!
  • I have never seen New York at daylight.
  • I collect watches – I’ve just got like 15 so far, but I either spent way too much money on them or they were gifts.
  • As a kid I performed ‘BAD’ by Michael Jackson on stage for my school. Everyone was cracking up – because my zipper was open.
  • I’ve been hugged by Nirvana-drummer Dave Grohl – and I liked it – A LOT.
  • I once drove 400 miles at 3am only to see my best friend for a couple hours.
  • I’m not religious or believe in anything supernatural – yet I sit at my grandmothers grave for hours and talk to her.
  • My lucky number is 26. When anything good happens to me there is always a 26 next to me – even if it’s only time or date.
  • When I lived in Boston I always stopped at every STARBUCKS to get me an iced caramel macchiato.
  • At age 11 I had to witness how 3 dead bodies were dragged out of a house that was on fire in our neighborhood.
  • I have never told anybody on tumblr where I’m from or where I live – and I won’t do it in the future.
  • I’m allergic to carbohydrate

picture by Tess